A: You just show up to the theatre, not to see anything in particular, in fact you don't even call ahead first to find out what's showing.
B: You think all movies fall into 3 genres.
C: If there are guns in the trailer, you expect it to be an "action" movie.
D: You probably talk during movies.
E: You probably buy over priced candy to eat while watching a movie that you would never buy any other time and have never once stopped to wonder why.
F: You watch movies from all three "genres" in the theatre, mostly because of A.
G: When asked you reply, I like all kinds of movies!
H: You show up to the movie late more often than not and don't think it matters.
I: You have no idea who directed or produced even the movies you like the most.
J: You regularly find out that a movie is based on a book, an older movie, a video game, a comic book, a graphic novel or some other source, only AFTER you've seen it.
K: You think that because you didn't get it, that it was poorly written.
L: You think that because you didn't follow the plot, that it wasn't a good one.
M: You think that because it has a certain actor in it that it will be like that actor's "other movies".
N: You have no idea what's coming out more than 2 weeks before it happens.
O: When you show up to the "action movie", you know, the one with the guns in the trailer you saw on ET, and it turns out not to be an action movie, you get online and write a review calling it a bad action movie with no action.
P: You watch ET or similar, on purpose.
Q: You're interested in actors' personal lives.
R: You think that real life is never depicted in movies that do not say so and/or you think that a movie "based on actual events" or "on a true story" is an accurate depiction of real life.
S: You don't realize it, but you don't get movies that are depicted realistically.
T: You go to a movie because you "heard it was good" and for no other reason. And then you like it, every time.
U: Your movie collection consists mostly of titles rated PG-13 or lower with a main cast under the age of 21.
V: You "like being scared".
W: You own a HDTV and have no idea what a HDMI cable is.
X: You write reviews with the words "worst movie ever" in them.
Y: You show up at the video store 2 days after a movie released and expect to rent it.
Z: You read, and base your movie watching on, "professional" reviews. The one's you saw on ET.

If even 2 of these apply to you then, please, be offended. But more importantly, don't write reviews. By doing so you actually make the world a worse place for others, single handedly.